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Joke of the Day

"My boss was going to fire me over breakfast this morning but the coffee shop was closed. There were no grounds for dismissal."

"Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter."

"Why are white girls odd? Because they can't even!"

"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."

"Guys, Trump isn't Hitler... ...because Hitler actually won the popular vote."

"I see, it's all coming back to me now... Said the blind man as he pissed into the wind."

"A duck walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""why is there a duck in my bar?"""

"Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before? Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo"

"Regarding Daughters Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up."

"The government. Unfortunately, wherever you're from, they are a joke."