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Joke of the Day

"My boss was going to fire me over breakfast this morning but the coffee shop was closed. There were no grounds for dismissal."

"I have two feelings in Ramadan, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""

"My neighbor's facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning."

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."

"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""

"Am I able to think up of a brand new color... ...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?"

"If Bernie hates the 1%... why is it that only they vote for him?"

"How come I was wide awake while watching the Wall Street sewuel CAUSE MONEY NEVER SLEEPS!!!"

"What did Beyonce say when Jay-Z refused anal? If you liked it you should had put a ring muscle on it!"

"what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside"