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Joke of the Day

"Buy Domino's Fire everyone Hire dragons Fire roasted pizzas Delivery in six minutes or less IMAGINE DRAGONS"

"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""

"My first blow job was over 20 years ago now... And some days I wonder if that taste will ever go away?"

"I want to be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."

"What do you call a Kardassian on a boat? ...A sea Gul"

"I run faster when I hear country music than sirens."

"This dumbass next to me on the highway is texting and driving."

"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."

"A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly ""Awww look at the dead birdie."" The blonde stops looks up and says ""Where?"""

"Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says ""I don't know"" and you have put ""Me neither""!"