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Joke of the Day

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this..."

"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"

"The best thing about non-sequiturs is the bacon flavored wheelbarrow and my cat thinks he's Anderson Cooper's boyfriend."

"Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn... What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]"

"I tried to make my password beefstew But it wasn't stroganoff"

"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"

"Sled prices are too damn high but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan."

"My safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism. Don't worry. I never get laid."

"You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves."

"I like how politicians always address us like we are positive, civic-minded, motivated people. I think we're all a bunch of fat jerks."