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Joke of the Day
"How to insult a nerd ""Is rhat an Apple Watch?"""
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"No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze."
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial."
"What's the difference between a box of dead babys and a Lamborghini The Lamborghini isn't in my garage covered in a tarp"
"Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example."
"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""
"A duck walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender says ""cash or credit ?""... ...the ducks says ""put it on my bill""."
"Why do they call it PMS Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
"What is the theme song for the KKK? We gon be all white"
"What do you call a porn site for celeb lookalikes? Doppelbangers"