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Joke of the Day

"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"

"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."

"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."

"What is your favorite dumb joke? here's mine :) Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? ....his ass.... :P"

"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."

"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."

"All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it"

"Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine? He had nothing left to chauffeur it."

"*slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*"