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"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"
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"How many radical, trans, love-fluid, non-binary persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - one to do it and the other to comment on how it's symbolic of rape."
"How do you teach your dog to roll over ? Put him on fire."
"Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"
"yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds."
"There are certain people who assume that I'm intelligent. These people aren't aware that I cannot tear off perforated paper."
"So my girlfriend got a new tattoo...... Of a seashell located on her inner thigh, and the best part is if you place your ear next to it you can smell the ocean."
"If I ever get AIDS, I hope I get it from an Indian. Because he'll take them back."
"Living in Switzerland sucks but the flag is a big plus."