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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."
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"Remember when double entry was an accounting term?"
"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."
"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."
"A man threw milk at an old woman before... I said how dairy"
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?.... the holocaust"
"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"
"Good news! Doctor: I have a really good news for you Mrs Johnson Woman: Well, my name is Ms Johnson Doctor: In that case, I have a really bad news for you Ms Johnson!"
"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."
"Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time"