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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"
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"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."
"I can't believe they're still using that guy as a Subway spokesperson! Robert Griffen III is terrible!"
"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"
"Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery? He wanted to keep his spirits high."
"Kalimba - Tocando Fondo bacan la cancion"
"And the Lord said to Peter ""come forth and you will receive eternal life"". But Peter came fifth and won a toaster."
"Why was the terrorist masturbating on the plane? He was hijacking it."
"How can you tell when an idiot's depressed? Go stand in front of a mirror"
"""Squad goals,"" I said, aloud, to nobody, as two rats helped each other move an entire bagel into a hole in the subway tracks"