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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when someone smokes weed? Dont worry, they'll tell you."

"I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today... ...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong."

"Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster. ""I don't understand it!"" He said. ""They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,"""

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"Did you hear about the 50yo who couldn't deliver a baby? She was having a midwife crisis."

"Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine"

"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"

"*notices ham sandwich while searching inside myself* 'wait, if that's here' *son opens lunchbox to find debilitating existential malaise*"

"How does the universe throw a party? They planet."

"My penis Oh, there must be a mistake... ...this post wasn't flagged as long."