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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw bananas at her."
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"if carrots could get you drunk.... rabbits would be fucked up."
"RIP Fluffy McKittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"
"presidents day is just a holiday created by ""Big President"" to get us to buy more presidents"
"If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do."
"The difference between 4Chan and Reddit. http://www.wwwdotcom.com/"
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher."
"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."
"Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead."