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Joke of the Day

"If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do."

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"This guy's all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""
"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"