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Joke of the Day

"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."

"Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the same things over again, but it's worth the occasional gold I find."

"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"""How was the beach? You hang ten or what?"" No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation"

"I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together."

"Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work."

"Chrosshair Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do."

"Never trust an atom They make up *everything*"

"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"

"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""