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Joke of the Day
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."
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"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""
"You can say what you like about pedophiles at least they drive slowly past schools and playgrounds"
"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."
"You know what's wild, a person can die from complications from Alzheimer's. Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes."
"I treat women like I do numbers.... If they're under 16, do them in your head."
"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."
"How is a Mac like a Queen's guard? They're both run by Unix."
"I like my butter how I like my family In bread."
"One thing that Trump's supporters love most about him is his authenticity... Unfortunately, he also embodies the most dangerous example of inauthenticity: the combover."