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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."
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"If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out"
"I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you."
"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"
"Did you know If Olivia Newton John married John Travolta, her name would be Olivia Newton John Travolta."
"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"
"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."
"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"
"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"