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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"
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"A recent study concluded that chickens lay more eggs when they get music in their coops... But only if it is Bach."
"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"
"For every stripper with ""daddy issues"" there are 10 more ""daddies with stripper issues"""
"What do prostitute Equine wear? They wear Whoreshoes"
"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""
"Midgets resent the concept of shorts"
"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"
"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."
"Yesterday one of my patients told me about the time he sat on his testicles... It was nuts."