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"What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes."
"What was Helen Keller's dog's name? Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!"
"Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?"
"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."
"how did the constipated... How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil."
"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."
"Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2- Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers."
"An owl decided to make romantic advances towards another owl. To wit, to woo."
"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's out and is looking for you!"