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Joke of the Day
"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."
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"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""
"After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate."
"Hey girl, you must be called Pepsi You're cheap, drunk all day, and you ain't gonna carry yourself home..."
"The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive. It rhymes in universes. :)"
"Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose."
"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb_ You can't know man, you weren't fucking there."
"Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze."
"Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled."