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Joke of the Day
"Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled."
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"Whats worse than Bad command or File name? Windows update message asking you to restart your computer"
"Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman... Im sorry"
"Once upon a time there was a Chinese man and a Chinese woman Look how many there are now"
"[NSFW] Next time you're constipated, just watch Fox News or CNN. They bother the shit out of everyone."
"[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)"
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"
"How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Count for yourself..."
"Damn, girl, did you lose weight? Because it's caught up to you."
"Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions."