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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"

"What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car."

"I like my bread the way I like my women... French and covered in butter."

"Did you hear those loud tennis players last night? They were causing quite the racket."

"If you've ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you're over 40."

"Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children"

"Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft"

"What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ? Santa has just 3 Ho's..."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."

"Remember when putting something on the internet was the equivalent of hiding it in a vault on a planet your parents had never even heard of?"