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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"
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"A cube and a square are fighting. The cube says ""You're such a square, square."" Offended, the cube replies... Oh yeah? Well so's your FACE!!!!"
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"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
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"HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush."