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Joke of the Day

"The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive. It rhymes in universes. :)"

"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."

"Have you heard about one direction? It looks they took different directions"

"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."

"[becomes allergic to the floor midway through a date & slowly floats out of a window]"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised ? Cause Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off."

"Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist? He was bipolar."

"What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel? A retardis."

"I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump. I know this because a message popped up that said ""PLEASE SEE KASHIR."""

"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"