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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze."

"Broke bakers need dough."

"I had to do my nightly chores twice today Thanks daylight savings!"

"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."

"I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!"

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."

"The Presidential Election for 2016 is like a blunt pencil. Pointless."

"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? A pool table"

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."