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Joke of the Day

"NSFW what does a suicide bomber need virgins for i read that suicide bombers get offered a bunch of virgins in heaven but whats a pile of mince meat going to do with them in heaven anyway."

"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."

"A NoSQL query walks into a bar.. ...and then walks out because there were no tables."

"Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok"

"Roses are red, their stems are green ... Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams."

"I had to stop eating clocks, it was too time consuming."

"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""

"What did Jesus said when he resurrected ? Fucking lag, three days to respawn !"

"SO AFTER I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME I WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND DIE. ANYWAY MY NAME'S TOM AND I'LL BE YOUR TANDEM PARACHUTE PARTNER"

"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"