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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip? He keeps dropping the bass"
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"Why is the economy so bad has anyone told these guys there's always money in the banana stand"
"I'm not staying up all night to get lucky. If it doesn't happen by midnight, I'm going to bed."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink through that?"
"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""
"I'm tired of this one night stand mentality in college... I have multiple lamps and alarm clocks, I need at least two night stands."
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out."
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."
"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."