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Joke of the Day

"A NoSQL query walks into a bar.. ...and then walks out because there were no tables."

"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."

"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"

"Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work. I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey."

"What do you use when you have dry eyes? Moist-your-eyes-er"

"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."

"Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife. I guess he was a misogymnast."

"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"

"What do you call a questionable porcine? A Porque-pine"

"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."