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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"

"Why did the green bean go to jail? He was disturbing the peas."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, But i dont know how they would get inside of it!"

"Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes The FCC had some serious problems with ""Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."""

"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."

"ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)"

"Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself."

"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."

"Who is the most musical Canadian heroine? Laura C-Chord."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."