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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
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"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 shot up a school"
"So I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on Aloha temperature."
"Wanna know why donald trump considers my penis a muslim? Because i bomb the pussy"
"Trump & Hillary are on a boat. The boat sinks, who survives? The United States."
"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"
"A non-smoker says to a smoker ""Excuse me, would you mind smoking somewhere else?"" The smoker replied, ""Hypothetically, yes."""
"I saw a woman about to jump off a cliff. ""You want to have sex first"", I asked. She said, ""no"" so I said ""OK, I'll wait for you at the bottom!"""
"Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages? It was the knight time"