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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
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"What did president Obamas father say when he was born? Oh, He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent."
"""Have you tried turning her off and then on again?"" -- Sexual Tech Support"
"What does a wolf lick a ram with? His tungsten"
"Why can't zombies play the blues? Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it."
"What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black? Artificial intelligence"
"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."
"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"