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Joke of the Day
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."
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"Confession: I masturbate. Damn, that felt good."
"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."
"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"
"My ""15 minutes of fame"" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect"
"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."
"A blind guy walks into a bar.... and a table...and a stool...and a door"
"I thought I was electrocuted. But in a shocking twist, I survived. . . . Try the Veal."
"I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling"
"What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach? Sum of beaches."