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Joke of the Day
"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."
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"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare."
"ok he'res funny joke lol."
"Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite."
"Every single cat would kill you if it was big enough. Think about THAT when you are deciding between name brand cat food and the generic."
"Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave? Deputin"
"Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T! killme.jpg"
"A guy noticed his friend was late for work... ""Where have you been?"" he asked. ""To my mother-in-law's burial."" ""Then why the scratches on your face?"" ""She kept resisting, that old fart."""
"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"