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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."
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"What do a hand rolled cigarette and hippy sex have in common? [This](http://i.imgur.com/KRuRgF9.gif)"
"I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink."
"only 10 to live Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"
"Two peanuts were walking through the bush... One was assaulted."
"ME: What's your favorite movie? DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it? DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?"
"What did the German brat say to his father? You're the wurst!"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sunglasses? The sunglasses sit higher on your face."