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Joke of the Day
"I thought I was electrocuted. But in a shocking twist, I survived. . . . Try the Veal."
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"I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares."
"Q: What can a goose do a duck can't and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass."
"Can orphans... eat at a family restaurant?"
"Wanna ruin a girl's day? Respond to her next text with ""Who is this?"""
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"4 out of 1 dentists have multiple personality disorder"
"What am I gonna do with a river? Could you cry me a beer?"
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour. Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this."
"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."