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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final? A referee"
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"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
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"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""
"What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas? Nebola"
"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."
"Asked my ex-husband once for song requests. He said he wanted to hear the sound of silence. So I sang, ""Hello darkness, my old friend...."""
"I heard a swimmer shout ""Help shark help!! I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going to help him!"
"What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS] Tata, Pablo Escobar"
"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"