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Joke of the Day

"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""

"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."

"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."

"What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal? Luckily Charms"

"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."

"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""

"My favorite selfies are the ones people post of themselves looking off in the distance, like they didn't realize they were taking a selfie"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."

"Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!"

"What happens if you get human DNA in a goat? You get banned from the petting zoo."