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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"
"What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex? A backhoe."
"Time flies when you wake up at noon."
"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery."
"""Dad, tell me a joke"" ""Pussy"" ""I don't get it"" ""I know, son"""
"Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ? How much their husbands make"
"What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms? Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)"
"This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud."
"So Putin and Erdogan walk into a bar. Sorry, a war."