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Joke of the Day
"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."
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"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"
"*pets a skeleton* u used to b a baby"
"A British man visits Australia. The customs officer asks ""Do you have a previous criminal history?"" The visitor replies ""I didn't realize that was still a requirement"""
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."
"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"My penis is like a door Welcome to all"
"Microwave broke and I had to cook on the stove like freaking Betty Rubble."
"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"
"I always go the extra mile... because I always miss the exit on the freeway."