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Joke of the Day
"What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS] Tata, Pablo Escobar"
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"KNOCK KNOCK!? Knock knock? -whuz diz? Opportunity -nigga be lying opportunity doesn't knock twice"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."
"I'm surprised ABC hasn't resolved the Healthcare Crisis with a new reality show. Extreme Makeover: Universal Healthcare Edition."
"""Beer: Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"" Posters Helping White Guys Seem Funny Since 1998"
"You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times."
"What television show best describes a mothers virginity? Lost"
"I called an old friend and asked how he's been. He said ""living the dream."" I told him, hey good to hear. Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder."
"I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday. I guess you could say it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."