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Joke of the Day

"What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas? Nebola"

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."

"[wife explaining to me how deaths in movies work] So the actors really don't die? ""No"" So is Abraham Lincoln really not dead? *she sighs*"

"America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes."

"The more vital your research, the less people will understand it."

"How can you tell when your sister is on her period? When you dads dick tastes like blood."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot."

"Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states."

"Are we heading in the right direction, Yoda? - ""Off-course we are"""

"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."