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Joke of the Day

"I heard a swimmer shout ""Help shark help!! I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going to help him!"

"I've never been to Japan, but I've seen a bunch of emojis so I think I get the idea."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !"

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion? Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)"

"Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"

"You may recognize me from such films as: HR surveillance footage 11/13/12 HR surveillance footage 01/22/13 HR surveillance footage 02/28/13"

"If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist."

"""Hey left ball!""...""What, right ball?"" Who's the penis in betweenus?"

"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."