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Joke of the Day
"During activities I'm like batteries I'm never included"
Next Joke
"Today a man knocked on my door ...and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday. He's not gay. He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car."
"A Jew, a Hindu and a Muslim go into a bar, and the barman says..... What a wonderful diversity of cultures we have in this community."
"My body is a temple. What I mean by that is, it looks and feels like something the Romans destroyed 2,500 years ago."
"How come computers are soo smart? It is because they listen to their motherboard."
"There's that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself. They call him the Provo Lone guy."
"Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night."
"I don't have Great Expectations for my son. But I got him the other 13 Dicken's Books."
"It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder."