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Joke of the Day

"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."

"How does a cat tell time?? In meowers"

"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."

"What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)"

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !"

"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""

"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"

"What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?"

"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."