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Joke of the Day

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"It costs over 200,000 dollars to raise a child these days. And that's just for alcohol."

"What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef? **FILET MIGNON!**"

"If Santa knows who's being bad, maybe he could have given us a heads-up during the early planning stages of the Holocaust."

"A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan."""

"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""

"What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!"

"Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth"

"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."

"I imagine a few times before he got it right, Jesus turned water into wine coolers."