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Joke of the Day

"Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff? He was a Wise Potato Chip."

"What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au"

"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."

"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener.."

"My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning."

"dorothy: WET TSHIRT CONTEST! wicked witch: NOOOOOOOOO! tin man: worst spring break ever."

"I like playing games on Xbox Live with Mexicans because of the possibility of seeing ""You were killed by Jesus"" on the screen."

"So I have this friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid... but he tells me not to worry, he can stop anytime he wants."

"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people... ...repost."

"How do we know that Dumbledore was a horcrux? Because killing him after the second film wasn't good enough."