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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that Dumbledore was a horcrux? Because killing him after the second film wasn't good enough."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the P is silent!"

"Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end."

"Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home."

"probably the best joke rn your face..."

"If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably just pulling your leg"

"You know what I hate? Indian givers... ..no wait, I take that back."

"There's a party in the garden so lettuce turnip the beet"

"What happens when a mean girl dies? They write an o-bitch-uary"

"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."