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Joke of the Day

"I like playing games on Xbox Live with Mexicans because of the possibility of seeing ""You were killed by Jesus"" on the screen."

"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"

"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."

"""Are you even listening to me?"" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"

"If people smoke cigarettes, what do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"Me: Was this product tested on animals? Clerk: Yes. Me: [outraged] I knew it!!!! Clerk: Sir, that's a dog leash."

"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"

"I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... The ending was shit"

"I think my girlfriend is being stalked... ...because I've been seeing people behind her back."