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Joke of the Day

"I like playing games on Xbox Live with Mexicans because of the possibility of seeing ""You were killed by Jesus"" on the screen."

"What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard."

"If you are willing to jump off a bridge, because your wife cheated on you... ...just remember it is a pair of horns, and not a pair of wings."

"Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words."

"During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten."

"A group of guys with ponytails is called a flock of Steven Seagulls"

"What did the popular astrophysicist's father say to him after his cleat came undone at soccer practice? ""Kneel in the grass and tie, son."""

"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."

"Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. Damn wookieeleaks"

"Two silkworms are in a race. What is the result? A tie."