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Joke of the Day

"My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning."

"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"

"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."

"What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer."

"What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!"

"I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them"

"Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*"

"I seriously thought the slang phrase 'This place is 'crackalackin!', actually meant 'This place is lacking white people'."

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."

"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would *never* let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."