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Joke of the Day

"My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning."

"I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller."

"Credit card fraud is wrong. Unless you're poor & really horny & think a rich guy wont notice a $20/month fee for your amputee fetish."

"If a car is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? Zero! Snakes don't have armpits!"

"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"

"Ahh Summer. The season for confusing unattractive girls with hot girls because of oversized sunglasses."

"Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!"

"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"

"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."

"A will is a... ...dead giveaway."