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Joke of the Day

"Woman's rights Not an april fools joke."

"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"

"Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends."

"Who's the artist you find in the supermarket? Salvador Deli"

"What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*"

"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."

"How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner? She doesn't because she's dead."

"*flexing arms* I'd like you to meet my two good friends, Sledge and- ""Hammer?"" Holy shit that's way cooler.. I was gonna say Sledge 2"

"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"

"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."