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Joke of the Day

"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."

"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""

"Today I told my boyfriend he can have as much anal sex as he wants... After all it's his butt."

"I saw two blind men fighting And I yelled out ""I'm rooting for the one with the knife"" Then they both ran away"

"What's the difference between my dick and my shot gun? my daughter didn't cry when the gun went off in her mouth!"

"what do you call a gay guy on roller skates? Rolaids"

"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails."

"Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high"

"A Scottish man walks store... He asked for 15 litres of the best whiskey the clerk has. ""Did you bring a container for this?"" The clerk asks. ""You're speaking to it."""

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."