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Joke of the Day
"How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner? She doesn't because she's dead."
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"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."
"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"
"What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast"
"What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles? Hey, pho queue, dude"
"wonder why's theres a pizza laying here in the middle of the woods *eats it* *dies 82 years later* dammit it was a trap"
"The Yin and Yan of Life Life at begining of month: I am the king. let me buy some castles and build an empire Life at month's end: Do I really need two kidneys?"
"What do you call a deer missing an eye? No-eye deer."
"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."
"Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does."