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Joke of the Day
"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"
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"A brand-new cigarette says to a used cigarette -Dude, you are a fag -Umm, Why? -I just saw five guys take turns in sucking your butt."
"Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so."
"Me: how old is your daughter? Person: she's 31 months Me: ok but like how old in minutes?"
"Let's party like it's 1999. (Drink Bud Lights at my warehouse job with the guy on work release who had to go back to jail every night)."
"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."
"How does a fallopian tube take its eggs? (Ovaries Z)"
"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"
"Q: What is hail? A: Hard-boiled rain."
"Did you hear they found life on Mars? But, Curiosity killed the cat."