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Joke of the Day

"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"

"I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, ""No, I'll probably put it in the living room."""

"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."

"When I fall down a public venue, ""Did anyone see me"" totally outranks ""Am I ok"" on the thought process."

"My Granddad committed suicide. He drove off a cliff. Everyone was screaming and shouting at him telling him not to do it. Then again he was a bus driver."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"

"My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, ""You're being charged with being good in bed..."" After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence."

"I call my penis the bogeyman.. Because it's the reason children cry at night."

"My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts."

"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"