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Joke of the Day
"Who's the artist you find in the supermarket? Salvador Deli"
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"(DARK) Why do mathematicians love Hitler? He had the Final Solution."
"[Who Wants to be a Millionaire] Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend? Host: What's your friend's name? Me: Wikipedia."