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Joke of the Day

"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."

"Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"Lice is the herpes of kindergarten."

"For awhile I'm thinking about going out tonight...I haven't seen those blurry people that ask me how much I've had to drink for awhile!"

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube"

"What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common? They both spent a fortune making their noses more white."

"What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks? Half calf"

"I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money."

"I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians. I'd call the company ""Lickety Split Delivery""."

"I used to pray for a new bike... then i found out that's not how god works so I stole one and prayed to be forgiven"