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"What is the difference between Reddit and children's television? Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content."

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"it's ridiculous to estimate the size of a man's weiner by looking at his hands or feet. just ask him to show you. if it's small, he won't."
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"What do you get when you have sex with an Alligator? Gatoraids"
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